I’m just going to leave this here—
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Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its fuckin hilarious
I thought that was just another one of those cartoon logic jokes in spongebob…
SHHH CAN WE JUST AGREE BOTH OF YOU SUCK AT COOKING. HAHA HERE THEE GOODBYE //vanishesintothedistance
I BET YOU CAN’T COOK EITHER
hOLY fuCK
heLP mE
I maDE A cAKE thiNG wiTH cOOKIE douGH anD caKE miX IM SCARED whAT iS IT GONNA tASTE LIKE
I LITERALLY juST thREW everythinG…
pfff
PFFFFFFFF
IT CAN’T BE AS DIRTY AS MY OVEN.
hOLY fuCK
heLP mE
I maDE A cAKE thiNG wiTH cOOKIE douGH anD caKE miX IM SCARED whAT iS IT GONNA tASTE LIKE
I LITERALLY juST thREW everythinG togeTHER aND shOVED iT iN tHE oVEN.
iTS whAT HAPPENS whEN mOM letS ME COOK.
Our new England.
YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE
COME AT ME PERLS I BET YOU DON’T EVEN LIFT
OH MY GOD
IF I DON’T COME BACK ALIVE, TOU CAN HAVE MY TUMBLR. :’[
FUCK THAT. I WANT YOUR OVEN.



